Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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