So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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