so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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