U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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