i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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