In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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