I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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