Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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