he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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