I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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