I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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