we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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