Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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