gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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