Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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