Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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