glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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