I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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