Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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