she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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