No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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