I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Drunk is not a location!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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