Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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