just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
