I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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