You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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