Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i wish my penis had a tongue
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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