big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
