I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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