the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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