I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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