Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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