Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How external is "for external use only"?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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