It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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