I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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