Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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