Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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