I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what day is it and did you see me today?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
