I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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