Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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