How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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