dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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