Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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