Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sorry about my life...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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