I hate your face
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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