I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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