...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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