She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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