I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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