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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

(515): View more from Iowa

ebdebdebdebd

(641): View more from Iowa

wow

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(605): View more from South Dakota

For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings

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(231): View more from Michigan

i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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(618): View more from Illinois

he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.

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(650): View more from California

How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?

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(301): View more from Maryland

in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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(614): View more from Ohio

If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.

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(707): View more from California

I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm

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(716): View more from New York

This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.

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