Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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