It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
send nudes
from the living room?
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