respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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