That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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