I want to make a zoo with you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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