just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
